Things I have put Tobasco sauce on:
- Pepperoni pizza - 5 stars
- Rotini noodles with Parmesan cheese - 2 stars
- Fried chicken - 4 stars
- Toast - 1 star
- Hamburger - 5 stars
- Coffee - Things were solidifying. It scared me. Didn't even try it.
Moral of the story - Don't use Tobasco sauce with anything that wasn't alive in recent history.